Tales from the Night Garden

The trail cam has been operating (intermittently, it must be admitted) for some time now. It is a motion-sensitive camera, strapped by a bungee cord to a tree at the back of our garden, (US “Yard”) next to a trail that leads into the adjoining woods (US “Forest”).

Most of the pictures it takes are of Tom & Ellie playing silly buggers, like this

But occasionally it works as designed and snaps the odd passing deer, like this And then, just the once, it captured the nocturnal visit of either a Hound of Hell, the reincarnation of Anubis the ancient Egyptian jackal-headed God of Death, or a coyote. I’m not totally sure which, but I’m less comfortable going out in the yard after dark now.

 

Cabelas

We have nothing like Cabelas in the UK. Hence wandering around inside one is a journey of equal parts horror and fascination for most Brits. For me at least, the initial horror of the huge parade of stuffed animals was fairly soon displaced by lust: lust for guns. Before I went into Cabelas, I had no idea my life was incomplete without a Winchester Model 1873 .32 W.C.F., a Walther PPK, or even just a cheap-ish Remington® Model 770™ Rifle/Scope Combo. Alas, Caro was sure we didn’t need any of the above (although I’m sure I saw here glance furtively at a Smith & Wesson BODYGUARD® Revolver), but apparently it would be completely legal, even for an alien like me, to purchase, own and discharge any of them (as long as it was done with due care for persons, pets and property). I’m not sure how I feel about this: mainly excited, I think.

Right now I have no real desire to actually kill anything, although the crows on my feeder that scare off the pretty smaller birds are starting to get on my wick. I have no particular moral objection to hunting, I just much prefer to take pictures of living animals and birds than dead ones. So when we found a whole aisle dedicated to infra-red motion-sensitive digital cameras, we just had to get one. We’ve strapped it to a tree in the woods at the bottom of the garden in the hope we snap a passing bear or bobcat. Our good friend Dave thinks it might be a very bad idea to know who or what walks (or cavorts naked) through your garden at night. We shall see – and post the results here (as long as they aren’t x-rated).

Thousands of Pictures of Bison

We returned from our epic voyage to Yellowstone and Grand Teton National Parks last weekend. For someone who used to find 100 miles a “really long drive”, driving from Seattle to Wyoming was a daunting thought, but the reality was actually far more pleasurable than expected. The roads were excellent, by and large, the scenery as magnificent as expected and not a single traffic jam for the entire 10 days. Well, almost none. The only traffic jam was a two-hour snarl-up on the way into Yellowstone from the West entrance due to a large herd of bison deciding to migrate from one side of the road to the other. This is fair enough really, I think. After all humans reduced the previously massive herds of bison down to a couple of dozen, so I guess being mildly inconvenienced by them isn’t the end of the world and is a form of cosmic payback. So, whilst I was resigned and reasonably content about being delayed by the animals, it was the humans that really started to make my blood boil. How many pictures of friggin’ bison do you actually need, Mr Driver-of-the-car-in-front-of-me? And really, I know the little calves are charming, but don’t you think you should be concentrating on making your way through the herd, rather than videoing them? What are you going to do with that 20 minute video of meandering bison anyway? Post it on a blog? Asshole…

Here’s a picture of some bison. I have many more.

 

 

Stellar’s Jay

I get lots of these in the garden around the feeder. They are typical jays, garroulous and flighty, but I love to watch them. They appear almost reptilian at times, especially when they hop from branch to branch and seem to almost run up the tree trunks. I’m pleased with this pic too; to me it captures this guy’s obvious intelligence and character perfectly. Or am I anthropomorphizing too much? I love the word anthropomorphizing btw; it has a sonorous quality when said aloud and gives one a deep pseudo-intellectual sense of satisfaction when used. Or is that just me?

The Weather in Wyoming

Seems awfully cold.

We are getting ready for a 100o miles drive across Washington State and a bit of Idaho to Wyoming and Montana for a week to visit Grand Teton and Yellowstone National Parks, but the weather forecast looks shockingly cold with lows in the 30s (that’s about zero for fellow Brits or other Celcius-friendly people) and snow! It’s May FFS! Memorial Day (late May Bank Holiday) is the official start of Summer isn’t it?

I know it’s been unseasonably warm in the UK and hence everyone has recovered from the shock of the cold Winter and declaring Global Warming back on with a vengeance, but we’ve just had the coldest April on record in the Pacific NorthWest. If we don’t get some sun and days above 60 soon I think we’re going to go mad (or SAD).

There is a bear in my garden

Well, not anymore there isn’t but there was briefly this morning. A small black bear wandered through my garden (or yard, as the Americans say) this morning. Unfortunately, by the time Caro had called me to the kitchen window to see, it had wandered off into the woods and all I saw was the tantalising glimpse of a small black and furry bottom. I grabbed the camera and waited for a while, but he/she was obviously shy and refused to come back for the paparazzo.

I’m not sure if we are supposed to be alarmed, or warn people, or something, but I just hope he/she comes back and hangs around for a good picture next time. I think we need to remember to close the garage doors from now often though.